This past week, the woke did their very best to raise the undead—their zombie brains having failed to keep up with a culture that no longer cares about them.
After Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend, I’ll admit I was pretty shocked to see an attempt to resurrect cancel culture, as though it hadn’t clearly fallen out of fashion. We no longer care about your faux-outrage, your dishonest interpretations of completely normal statements, and your pretending to not understand jokes. The rest of us have decided to move on in reality and laugh at funny things, say mean things when warranted, and make true statements about things that are happening.




