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Can the Democrats win by becoming the "pro-porn party"?

The Nation, once a respectable publication, has travelled back in time to 2011 to regurgitate what has long been the left’s only truly liberal position on free speech: embrace pornography.

At no point has the left not been the pro-sex trade side of politics, yet Elie Mystal, writing for The Nation, has a novel suggestion: “The Democrats should become the pro-porn party.”

This comes on the tail of a real trend—young men abandoning the Democrats in favour of Trump’s version of the Republican party and basedness in general. This is because the Democrats are gay and retarded and men have grown weary of that cucked life.

But seriously. There was a 15 percent increase in support for Trump among Gen Z men in the 2024 election as compared to 2020, due in part to the fact that Trump offers practical solutions to real world problems, as opposed to ideological approaches to “problems” that only exist in college essays. Young men care about their lives and futures, not about queering the neocolonial gender binary, and are probably tired of being told they need to sit down and shut up because an obese BIPOC is speaking.

Trump offers better wages, a stronger economy, more jobs, as well as, of course, the cool factor—a tough, straight-talking masculinity (you can’t get much better man-publicity than a bloody, fist-in-the-air fight, fight, fight!) in opposition to the passive phoniness embodied by the Biden/Harris administration. Trump also did the most basic thing a politician should do if they wish to win: he listened to the people.