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I met a real life poly vegan douche in the wild and it was everything you would imagine

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Meghan Murphy
May 16, 2026
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Everything they tell you about poly vegan men is true. They are living, breathing cliches and they walk among us. While I assumed I had left any possible connection to that world behind, back in Vancouver, circa 2007, I did not, apparently, as one emerged from his plant-based sanctimony to meet my judgement over here in Mexico.

I don’t know that I have had a close encounter with such a caricature before—at least not for many years. It quite amused me how quickly the playbook played out.

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